Yesterday we pondered and hypothesized about what in the wide world of presents Kanye West might like to find underneath his Christmas tree. And despite the fact that it's going to be difficult to get an entire Hawaiian island under a Christmas tree, we think we did a pretty good job guessing.
So today, we're taking on the lady who has everything: Lady Gaga. What could our very own patron saint of the Gulf want for Christmas? To the list!
1.) Comfortable Shoes: For those private moments, away from the prying eyes of the papa-paparazzi, Lady Gaga NEEDS SOME UGGs. Seriously, girl, we know you are a slave to fashion. And we know your feet are the parts of you that suffer the most for it. So why not just cop yourself some UGGs and give your feet a rest already?
2.) Aaron Spelling's Mansion: It's only $150 million, and she's definitely going to need somewhere to put all your heel-less platform shoes. This place has a 17,000-square-foot attic that's been converted into a barber shop and beauty salon. Perfect to work on her walking dead look. Also, really nice natural light!
3.) Nicorette: Far safer than the cigarette glasses she wore in the "Telephone" video.
4.) Alpacas: Lady Gaga has allegedly had an up-and-down love life, including her relationship with her on-again, off-again man Luc Carl. Perhaps its time she just got a pet? We'd hate to see her walking around with a teacup Yorki in her purse, so hopefully she'll get something a little more exotic. Like an alpaca. Besides, in the winter, when she's cold, she can use their wool for sweaters. Not that we've ever seen Gaga in a sweater.
5.) An Italian Restaurant: This could be a post-music career for Lady Gaga, whom we already fancies herself something of a cook. She sent pizza to her fans waiting in line to see her on the "Today" show. And she's even invested in an Italian restaurant in New York City and apparently visited one of Brooklyn's most beloved pizza parlors. Wouldn't it be nice if she just opened a family Italian spot in Brooklyn and called it Mama Gaga's?
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